I have been heavy on the Penn State/Syracuse scandal lately so I thought I would lighten up a bit. From a Career Builder survey (posted here), here are 10 creative excuses for missing work:
- "Bats got in her hair."
- "Got a cold from a puppy."
- "Hurt his back chasing a beaver."
- "Had a headache after going to too many garage sales."
- "Brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico."
- "Ate too much at a party."
- "A refrigerator fell on him."
- "Got his toe caught in a vent cover."
- "Drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital."
- "Deer bit him during hunting season."
My best excuse?
I BROKE MY ARM WHILE CHASING A RUN-AWAY COW FOR FIVE HOURS!
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